HAVE YOUR SAY!

Andy Murray is edging closer to a first Wimbledon final and some believe that this may finally be his year. Here are some opinions from the public via Post, Phone, E-mail, Twitter, Text message, Face to Face, Skype and Webcam as we ask the question CAN ANDY MURRAY WIN WIMBLEDON?

No!

Anon, via twitter

Let's put this way if he wins it, then he's British, if he doesn't then he's just a bloody Scotsman.

Miles Culverhouse, Oxshott via post

I'm sorry but he hasn't got a hope in hell, I think he'll reach the final where he will get soundly beaten.

R.Federer, Wimbledon via Webcam

Murray is da best playa in eng no doubtz fuck federer murray 2 win

Ballboy, via text

OMG! shuuut up Ballboy u r a dik head murray shuld play womenz tennis coz he plays like a gay

Ace Ben Server, via text

It is strange because he has a lot more passion and fight than Tim Henman ever had and certainly has more chance of winning than him, but I still just get the urge to shout common Tim whenever I'm watching a game, that's something that will never leave me.

Judy Murray, via Skype

"Er yes, yes I think he can do it why not, common Murray! Anyway my names Graham and I wondered whether you'd be interested in getting any double glazing"?...............

Graham, via phone

"I don't know mate, I don't really like Tennis, sorry who are you and what's this about?"

Anon, face to face 

TIPS FOR THE YEAR AHEAD

Here is a selection of E-mails with handy hints for the year 2012.

PRETEND your in the Olympics when riding to work, get yourself kitted out in all the cycling gear, then write a number on two separate bits of paper and sellotape to your front and back, maybe get a friend to hand you some water and offer encouragement during your journey.

Mrs K. Clough, London




GIVE yourself a better chance of survival by digging a bunker in your back garden in preparation for the end of the world. If that doesn't happen place an old TV and garden deckchair in the bunker and escape from the wife every now and again.


Mr N. Eaton, Nuneaton




SET yourself realistic new years resolutions such as 'smoke more or 'do less around the house' and your more likely to see them through.


Mrs C. Bright, Marlboro

GET yourself down to your local swimming pool during the Olympics and fool people into thinking your a professional swimmer. First get kitted out in all the gear, then pay a hoody to shoot a gun from outside just as you dive in. Then race unsuspecting members of public to the other end of the pool. If you win maybe get a friend to present you with a gold medal made out of chocolate money and a piece of string.

 

Mrs K. Clough, London

 

DON'T forget to book time off at work for Euro 2012! You will only need to book the first week.

Mr W.B Smith, Surrey

GET people more interested in you this year by telling them about all the inane stuff you do from day to day. You can do this by typing status messages on facebook, for instance if your a bit warm maybe you could write 'bit warm so have taken off my jumper'. Then wait for a response.

Billy N. Mates, Clethorpes

PAINTERS get into the Olympic spirit this year and make lunchtimes fun. Just pop on your white overalls and pretend you are fencers and fight each other with swords,  these can be made with two large sticks covered in tin foil. For the head gear attach a large sieve round your face and secure with a piece of string. Maybe get a friend to point score.

Mrs K. Clough, London 



HAVE YOUR SAY!

Here is a selection of e-mails on events of the past week

Having a problem scoring drugs? Talk to Frankie

B. Stevenson, Rotherham

I have to agree in light of the pregnancy scandal involving Justin Bieber the mere suggestion of such an act is ridiculous.
The notion that Justin Bieber in fact has a penis is laughable.

K. Pearson, Scunthorpe

I suppose someone had to be guilty of Michael Jackson's death, my money was always on Bubbles, something dodgy about that chimp.

 

 

L. Bridges, Cardiff

What will Berlusconi do now he's resigned as Prime Minister and the country riddled with debt.  just shag all day I would imagine, which is probably what he was doing anyway.

C. Millard, Reading

I don't understand what the puppy has got to do with England and the second world war but I guess I will allow them to use one in the game against Spain as not to cause any conflict.

S. Blatter, Switzerland



HAVE YOUR SAY!

Here is a selection of E-mails on events of the last week


"Well that's Bin Laden and Gaddafi down, just need to find Piers Morgan now".


Paul Beauchamp, Gloucestershire


"I can't believe they're even considering scrapping relegation from the Premier League, what a ridiculous idea. What will these idiots come up with next, let me guess no promotion to the Premier League".


Stuart Downs, Brighton


"I hear Westlife are planning a re-union tour in 2015. Can't wait".


Uptown Gal


"I am a Marksman in the Police and I was sent down to the disturbances at Dale Farm in the week. We were required to open fire three times and I won a Goldfish, a Teddy Bear and an inflatable Hammer. What a day"!

PC Happy, Luton

"I think every contestant on this year's X Factor deserves to be on that stage".

L.Walsh, Dublin

HAVE YOUR SAY!

Here is a selection of E-mails on events of the past week

Rhianna had no place taking her clothes off on that farmers land, he had every right to say something. If your not a blood relative don't do it!

 Fergus Winterbottom, Norfolk

Hey, Greece! You can have your weather back when you've paid your bills

Sean Smith, London

   Bit of advice, if your ever in a spot of bother, just pretend you don't speak English

C. Tevez, Manchester

I thought REM had split years ago! and what's all this about them being American? Very confusing.

Simon Turner, Hants

 

 

HAVE YOUR SAY!

Here is a selection of e-mails on events of the past week.

The judges on this years X factor are shit compared to last year and everything is Tulisa this, Tulisa that, what’s so special about her, walking around as if she owns the place.

C. Cole, South Shields

I find it deeply offensive that Iain Duncan Smith has come out and said that gangs were at the centre of the violence during the London riots. I am part of a gang and had nothing to do with it!

Billy (The Blade) Edwards, London

How about when it gets down to the final 8 contestants of ITV game show Red or Black, it should then turn into X Factor with those 8 remaining singing on the live shows, regardless of whether they can or not. Now that’s entertainment.

Paul, Essex

I hate transfer deadline day in the Premier League, it’s so frustrating you hope and pray that something good is going happen and it never does, I stayed up until midnight just hoping a big deal would be done, but ultimately was left disappointed. Oh well I guess it’s another season of mediocrity.

G. Cahill, Bolton

If only there was a pot luck, leave it to chance way to decide if Nathan Hageman should give his winnings back to the game show Red or Black.

William, Dumfries