tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16424173764741262832024-03-13T14:04:39.638-07:00News and AbuseSpoof news and magazine articlesOllie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-37303341951673950202012-09-11T04:01:00.000-07:002012-09-11T04:01:29.497-07:00BRITISH COUPLE SCOOP UGANDAN LOTTERY JACKPOT<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">A couple from East Sussex were overjoyed last night as they won the Ugandan Lottery.</span></b><br />
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Mr and Mrs Arndale from Pevensey Bay in Eastbourne scooped the jackpot of £4004024820.80 Ugandan shillings, believed to be in the region of one million English pounds.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The delighted couple who have been married 31 years couldn't believe their luck when they opened an E-mail telling them they had won the jackpot. "I didn't know whether to believe it at first", said an overwhelmed Mr Arndale, "I shouted to Shelia and told her to come to the computer and we both checked it over and over to make sure we had actually won, when we were both satisfied we entered our details in to the form given, including bank account number and sort code, then sent it off to the Ugandan Lottery HQ, me and Shelia then partyed the night away in celebration, before informing everybody the next morning".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Astonishingly neither Mr or Mrs Arndale can remember even entering the Ugandan lottery and said maybe it was a blessing in disguise. "I can't remember doing it and nor can Shelia", joked Bill aged 65, but sometimes life's like that, we weren't thinking about it or expecting anything and then suddenly one day you check your junk mail and bang, your life's changed forever".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mr and Mrs Arndale are believed to be the first couple to claim the Ugandan lottery jackpot, although according to a source there are many outstanding claims all across the UK, which may lead to a mass panic to check junk and deleted E-mails.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">When asked what the couple are going to do with their new found fortune, Mr Arndale said "A soon as the money is in my bank account, which I have been informed is any day soon, I will be booking a holiday for me and the wife, might even visit Uganda to say thank you".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Unfortunately nobody from the Ugandan Lottery HQ were available for comment, as the contact number we had was not recognised.</span><br />
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<br />Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-6923855824372977112012-08-14T12:44:00.002-07:002012-08-14T12:46:57.866-07:00NATION GOES BONKERS FOR ITV IN A FORTNIGHT TO REMEMBER<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">ITV bosses will be rubbing their hands with glee as rating's over the last two weeks have almost certainly doubled. The doom and gloom of yet another British summer spent indoors due to rain has been astonishingly lifted by some truly wonderful television by ITV.</span></b><br />
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August 2012 and the rain was falling heavily and all around were sullen faces. This threatened to be another summer washout stuck indoors watching mainly rubbish TV. Not if ITV were to have anything to do with it. The programmes and scheduling over the last fortnight have being nothing short of amazing, they have lifted a nation and made them believe anything is possible again, with positive and inspiring television.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">One particular day ITV treated their viewers to a feast of television gold, this day was Saturday August 4th, which is now known as Super Saturday by viewers. First at 3.10, was the Bond classic Moonraker, Britain's best loved secret agent James Bond, played by Roger Moore, goes in to space to fight baddies with the whole country cheering him on. Following on from this was Agathe Christie's Marple and by this point most of the nation were on the edge of their seats as they watched in anticipation of how Marple would solve the case. If anyone did have plans to go out or watch anything else, these were soon to be abolished as at 8pm ITV pulled out their masterstroke in Midsomer Murders. This was gripping from start to finish as Barnaby and Jones eventually finished first in their race for the killer, but boy was it close.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">ITV have recieved many plaudits over the past few weeks for their programmes and Twitter has gone mad praising the channel for organising such a difficult schedule. Housewife Jessica Redfearn paid tribute to ITV for making the last two weeks special for her and the family. "I can't praise ITV enough, the coverage has been uplifting for all of us, that Saturday was amazing, all the family came over and we had a great night, Granny and Grandad loved it and so did the kids, there was something for everybody". When asked what effect it has had on people in general Jessica added. "You just have to walk down the street and people are a lot friendlier and as for my kids all they are talking about is Midsomer Murders and Miss Marple, they want to grow up to be detectives and I sure will be proud if they do so".</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">The ITV have received millions of Tweets in the last few weeks, all of which were positive. Here is a small selection from some famous celebrities.</span></b><br />
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Wow what a few weeks of television, thanks ITV without you my summer would be ruined.</span><br />
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What can I say, truly remarkable, I will never forget these last two weeks of telly, that episode of Jeremy Kyle last Tuesday morning was the highlight for me. Keep up the good work ITV.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Gutted I missed super Saturday as I was running the 10,000 meters, but made sure it was recorded. Just watched Midsomer Murders and was filled with emotion when they caught the killer. Gripping stuff.</span><br />
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Just cracking stuff from ITV, really flying the flag for this country with classics such as Midsomer Murders and Agathe Christie, makes me proud to be British.</span><br />
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With the success of Daybreak and then working alongside Gareth Southgate and Jamie Carragher for the Euro's, I'm in no doubt I made the right choice to switch to ITV.</span><br />
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<b><br /></b>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-35160192043321521522012-07-18T03:53:00.003-07:002012-07-18T08:05:15.886-07:0015 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE OLYMPICS<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The Olympics Games being held in London starts in just over a weeks time and the whole country has gone completely mad for it. In workplaces, pubs and prisons all across the country the talk has been non stop. Down the local parks, kids everywhere are now playing Badminton, Pole Vault and Handball and millions upon millions have been researching all the facts they can about the Games, so they can brag to their mates about what they know. Here are some facts for your own portfolio.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><u style="font-weight: bold;">1.</u> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The Olympic Games were first invented by the Greeks in 776 BC and were originally known as the Ancient Olympic Games, until Hercules and co-creator Zeus changed it to just The Olympic Games in 804 BC, as they felt it needed modernising. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Hercules, later had a film and television series made after him, but none of these ever featured a current Olympic event.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The marathon is a long distance race which lasts up to 5 days and was the only Olympic event that had a chocolate bar named after it. This delightful chocolate, caramel and nutty snack was traditionally awarded to the winner of the event every four years along with their gold medal, this however was stopped in 1992 after men's winner Hwang Young Cho had a severe nut allergy and was rushed to hospital. Cho survived the incident but the Marathon bar didn't and they subsequently went out of business.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Before the hurdles were introduced in 1896, athletes would have to just run a straight race without jumping over anything, so hurdlers such as cheeky Welsh chappy and ex silver medallist Colin Jackson would have had to run normally or go home.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Jamaican Usain Bolt currently holds the world record for the 100 metre sprint, recording a staggering time of 9.58 seconds, that is 0.04 seconds faster than a cheetah.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">American swimming champion Michael Phelps would let almost nothing stand in his way to acquire the fifteenth gold medal of his career this summer, but there is one thing that he wouldn't give up for a gold medal and that is mashed potato. Phelps just can't get enough of the whipped up potato and is said to have it with almost anything. So if it came down to it, Phelps would not be swapping his mash for gold.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">London is the first city to host the Summer Olympic Games that begins with the letter L. Apart from Los Angeles in 1932 and 1984.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The Olympic Games are no stranger to a bit of cheating and a number of athletes have been found guilty of drug taking over the years. Performance enhancing drugs are not the only means of cheating though, at the Montreal games in 1976 Soviet Union's Alexandria Drotenkov was accused of missing out the cycling part of the Triathlon, going straight from the swimming to the running. Officials became suspicious when Drotenkov crossed the finish line still in her bathing costume and an hour and a half before the other competitors. Drotenkov was stripped of her gold medal and banned from the event.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Also at the Seoul Olympic Games, South Korea, 1988, table tennis competitor Wai Yu So Dum of China was found guilty of bringing his own table and using the extender on his opponents side. It wasn't until near the end of the first set his opponent, 18-0 down, noticed something was wrong and complained to the officials.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">And in Beijing 2008 Britain's Tom Daly was accused of diving.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> In Athens 2004 British marathon runner Paula Radcliffe became the first athlete to take a dump during an event. Taking a piss however is a lot more common, especially in sports such as synchronised swimming, water polo and judo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The pole vault isn't an event for Polish competitors, it is in fact a track and field event where a competitor uses a long, flexible pole to try and propel themselves over a bar, but Polish people can take part.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Overall there are 26 sports being featured at London 2012. Originally there were 29 sports, but the egg and spoon race, beer pong and dwarf chucking were dropped after it was voted down by the do gooders at the IOC.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white;">Ex javelin champion Tessa Sanderson was always accused of having a sting in her tail by her opponents, a bit like a Scorpio would, but amazingly Sanderson was born on the 14th March making her a soft and gentle Pisces. Which must mean all that astrology stuff is nonsense. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The opening ceremony at the Bird's Nest stadium in Beijing 2008 has been voted the best of all time. This performance featured spacemen, a flock of doves, fairies and thousands of fireworks and was performed by over 15,000 people. London 2012 is set to include NHS nurses and the countryside. Other possible themes are knife crime, traffic congestion, queuing, anti-social behaviour and rain. </span><br />
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<br />Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-87593635416941769452012-07-05T14:02:00.000-07:002012-07-06T09:00:07.904-07:00HAVE YOUR SAY!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZDQC6iJ7pPBIu0dyPkUnfXIekJTeD5HVZIF5q4vo44oZiOYcr8FKA4jSPumEzHbrRYR_X1KOsxF3VLk4VAuhJ-FYUlYryKB6de9vLThpFG4o4KJdg7BoNiFNjtoZ2fvjDGjAfaL1CeBY/s1600/images+(25).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZDQC6iJ7pPBIu0dyPkUnfXIekJTeD5HVZIF5q4vo44oZiOYcr8FKA4jSPumEzHbrRYR_X1KOsxF3VLk4VAuhJ-FYUlYryKB6de9vLThpFG4o4KJdg7BoNiFNjtoZ2fvjDGjAfaL1CeBY/s200/images+(25).jpg" width="151" /></a><b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Andy Murray is edging closer to a first Wimbledon final and some believe that this may finally be his year. Here are some opinions from the public via Post, Phone, E-mail, Twitter, Text message, Face to Face, Skype and Webcam as we ask the question CAN ANDY MURRAY WIN WIMBLEDON?</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Let's put this way if he wins it, then he's British, if he doesn't then he's just a bloody Scotsman.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">I'm sorry but he hasn't got a hope in hell, I think he'll reach the final where he will get soundly beaten.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Murray is da best playa in eng no doubtz fuck federer murray 2 win</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">OMG! shuuut up Ballboy u r a dik head murray shuld play womenz tennis coz he plays like a gay</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">It is strange because he has a lot more passion and fight than Tim Henman ever had and certainly has more chance of winning than him, but I still just get the urge to shout common Tim whenever I'm watching a game, that's something that will never leave me.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"Er yes, yes I think he can do it why not, common Murray! Anyway my names Graham and I wondered whether you'd be interested in getting any double glazing"?...............</span></div>
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<br /></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-48092776992820884012012-06-17T08:20:00.001-07:002012-06-18T04:31:07.902-07:00JUSTIN LEE COLLINS TO PLAY BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT WINNER PUDSEY<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Pudsey, from Wellingborough shot to fame last month when he scooped the £500,000 prize for his dancing act alongside partner Ashleigh.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The film which will begin shooting in the Autumn, is to be all about Pudsey's life, how he struggled in his early years as an abandoned pup, when he first met the love of his life Ashleigh and their rise to fame as the fabulous dancing duo. Bubble's brother Squeak who is helping him produce the film explained the reasons behind casting Justin Lee Collins as Pudsey. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"We thought Justin would be perfect for the role, he's got lots of hair like a dog, so that's a good start and it's a non speaking role, apart from the odd bark here and there, which is perfect for anyone who's ever heard Justin speak".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Bristol born Lee Collins has received many plaudits for his role as Dennis Dupree in the West End production Rock Of Ages and is said to be over the moon to have landed this unusual role as a dog for his first film. A close friend of the former TV host said "Justin's really looking forward to playing a dog, he's been researching Pudsey's life in detail and studying his every move, some people have said he's already getting into character, by licking his balls, pissing in the garden and not washing for weeks, but if you know Justin as well as I do, that's normal behaviour".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The public are now keen to know who will play Ashleigh alongside Lee Collins, but although no official announcement has been made yet, rumours are circulating that it could be former Eastenders actress Michelle Ryan, who played Zoe Slater in the BBC soap.</span><br />
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<b><br /></b>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-53060333174227528232012-05-29T13:49:00.000-07:002012-05-31T12:09:28.201-07:00JUBILEE EXCLUSIVE: LIZ AND I WERE INSEPARABLE UNTIL SHE BECAME QUEEN<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">This weekend Queen Elizabeth II celebrates her Diamond Jubilee and people all across the country will be paying tribute to her 60 years as Monarch. However one person who will not be raising her glass to the Queen, is 86 year old former pub landlady Margaret </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Birch. She claims Her Majesty and Margaret were best friends growing up and spent nearly everyday together during their school years. Until one day Liz, as she was known back then, began to change.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Despite there being a huge gap in class between the two, this never really bothered Birch as Elizabeth was so down to earth. "I remember the first time I went round hers for supper, I was a little intimidated at first due to the sheer size of the palace she lived in, but she made me so welcome before long I felt relaxed and made to feel at home, I even joined in with ordering the house slaves around, it was such fun". Birch who owned the Rose and Crown pub in Mayfair for 41 years lived in a tatty two bedroom flat in Berkeley Square with her mum and two brothers. She can recall being very nervous when Elizabeth first came round hers for tea. "I really didn't want her to come over. My flat was embarrassingly small compared to her massive palace, but she insisted on it and did not judge me and my family at all, she ate all of her beans on toast and even helped with the washing up".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The pair were to become closer than ever as they neared the end of their school years and even discussed going in to business together in the future. According to Mother of 3 Birch, Elizabeth was keen to join her in the pub trade."We used to sometimes skip school and go to the park" reveals Grandmother of 4 Birch. "Maybe smoke a few fags, swig a few bottles of cider, talk about boys, you know normal teenage girl stuff, one day we got talking about the future and I told Liz I always wanted to own a pub, imagine my shock when Liz turned round and said that she did too, so we talked about going in to the pub trade together and she said she would talk to her parents about borrowing some money to get us started".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">As time wore on Elizabeth became more and more distant and Birch was to see less of her. "I started to notice a change in her". Said Great Grandmother of 5 Birch. "She wasn't the bubbly Liz I had come to know so well and the jokey side to her character wasn't evident anymore, she was a lot quieter and had developed an attitude where she looked down on people, she wasn't coming out as much and took a long time to return my calls". Nothing, though had prepared Margaret Birch for what was to come only a few months later.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">In early 1952, Birch spoke to Elizabeth for what would be the last time as they said goodbye after a shopping trip together in town. Birch tried to contact her on numerous occasions afterwards but to no avail. Weeks went by and Birch was worried something might have happened to her. She decided to call in at the palace to see if she was ok. "I knocked on the door one day and asked for Liz and they just said she was out and that was that, I couldn't believe she was ignoring me". </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Two days after this Birch was to find out from family that Elizabeth was going to be the new Queen of England. "I was shocked" said Great Great Grandmother of 6 Birch. "I couldn't believe it, so I checked the newspaper and there she was, Liz in all the Queen gear, crown and everything, maybe she knew all along, but I don't know why she didn't just tell me. To just stop talking to me like that, it still hurts to this day, maybe she's embarrassed to have been best friends with me now she's the Queen but I know what she's really like".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Despite writing to the Queen twice Birch still awaits a reply. "I was polite in my letters to Liz and said she would still be welcome to join me at the Rose and Crown if she fancied a change, but I haven't heard back so sod her. I hope one day she opens up about her past, but I doubt it".</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>58 </strong>Was the number of years the Queen had been on the throne in 2010.</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>17 </strong>Is the number of Pembroke Welsh Corgies in Great Britain, the Queen owns 16. The other belongs to Bobby Davro.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>349 </strong>Is the number of occasions The Queen has said 'who the hell was that' after meeting a famous celebrity. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>278 </strong>Is the number of times Prince Charles has requested the doctor to check on the Queen's health in the last year.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>6 </strong>Was the age of the Queen when she made her first Christmas speech in 1932.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>0 </strong>Is how many goals the Queen scored in this seasons Premier League.</span></span><br />
<br />Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-77371443951531983522012-05-10T11:09:00.000-07:002012-05-11T03:05:32.240-07:00TUESDAY IS FAST BECOMING THE NEW WEDNESDAY<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">According to a recent survey more and more people believe that Tuesday is overtaking Wednesday as the middle of the week, with the public reported to be switching their Wednesday routine to a Tuesday.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The survey released yesterday by the DOTW (Days Of The Week) found that Tuesday was no longer being dismissed as just another day but was becoming more important than Wednesday. The survey figures resulted in 49 per cent of people now believing Tuesday to be midweek, 36 per cent said Wednesday and 15 per cent didn't know what day it was. The survey revealed that people are now doing things they would normally do on Wednesday, on a Tuesday. It's a remarkable turnaround as for many years Tuesday was regarded as one of the worst days of the week, it also uncovered that the public are socialising a lot more on Tuesday than Wednesday and that more people are planning for weekends on a Tuesday as opposed to a Wednesday".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Ruby a student from Sheffield took part in the survey and agrees that Tuesday is overhauling Wednesday as the most important midweek day. "Whenever it's Tuesday I always think it's Wednesday so I start to do everything I'd normally do on a Wednesday a day earlier on the Tuesday, unless of course I have a particular appointment booked on the Wednesday". </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Not everyone agrees with the survey though and critics from opposing survey's have even accused the DOTW of carrying out the survey on a Tuesday lunchtime and only approached happy people. An angry Alan Day from Midweek Surveys said "These people were having a good day so were more likely to say they preferred Tuesday to Wednesday or in other cases the people were either unemployed so did not have any particular routine, or worked only a four day week so Friday would be part of their weekend, they are just trying to grab the headlines again by cutting corners, I will be making a formal complaint to the Survey's Union at next Tuesday's meeting". </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> </span>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-61670562107206048152012-04-19T11:20:00.000-07:002012-04-19T11:20:12.414-07:00WHY ALWAYS ME? BALOTELLI'S MUM TIRED OF CLEARING UP AFTER HIM!<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Controversial Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli hit the headlines earlier in the season when he revealed a T-shirt saying 'Why Always Me' after scoring against rivals United, but now it seems his mum is asking the same question. </span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">In an exclusive interview with sky sports news, Mrs Balotelli said she was sick of doing everything round the house and ordered her son to help her out more or find somewhere else to live. "Why is it always me who cooks dinner, why is it always me who does the washing, the ironing, etc etc, he treats this place like a hotel, it's time for him to grow up and take responsibility for himself". Mrs Balotelli also revealed that she hasn't seen a penny of the rent for last month even though the Italian earns around a 100k a week. "I've asked him numerous times for some money this month and still nothing, god knows what he's spending it on, I really hope it's not going on strippers again as I've already had a chat with him about that".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Former Inter Milan striker, Balotelli has hit the headlines on numerous occasions this season, most recently for his behaviour in the defeat to Arsenal in which he could have been sent off three times. Luckily for Balotelli he was just sent off once because those are the rules of the game. His tackling was dangerous and his frustration reached boiling point. Mario's temper troubles are not just on the pitch, his mother also said his anger issues are a problem at home and has pleaded with him to go to anger management classes. "He needs to go and get help for this, said his desperate mother. "The other day when I told him we had run out of chocolate Nesquick, he kicked the coffee table so hard he ended up hurting himself, which resulted in him rolling around on the floor for ten minutes, it's just ridiculous".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Asked if she would throw Mario out on the street if his behaviour continued, Mrs Balotelli said "I'll always defend him, he's my son and he's a good guy, but if he does not change in the future, then he we'll lose everything. If he doesn't understand this after all these years I can do nothing. I hope for him he can improve around the house and just help me a bit more and understand that he can't continue to treat me like this".</span>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-51182778569428982052012-04-05T12:22:00.001-07:002012-04-05T12:23:47.652-07:00EASTER AN-EGG-DOTES<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvndocpx48iNnRjzK3Pt6AFBwttICGl4HY-UmPJ4A15XfwmYoGaSUk9360OrS26xhr8xv8jdQdM5GqRggmnSAmgJTFoPCWAVXzf6Qe88dxg7ttdw8Ln5pIFjylQOEbc5Qy3VHKE73BNWg/s1600/images+(4).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="134" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvndocpx48iNnRjzK3Pt6AFBwttICGl4HY-UmPJ4A15XfwmYoGaSUk9360OrS26xhr8xv8jdQdM5GqRggmnSAmgJTFoPCWAVXzf6Qe88dxg7ttdw8Ln5pIFjylQOEbc5Qy3VHKE73BNWg/s200/images+(4).jpg" width="200" /></a><b>Here are some rather interesting and funny anecdotes involving Easter that I have received randomly by E-mail.</b><br />
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</b></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">My name is Mr Hunt and I am a primary school teacher and last year as a little fun for the children I dressed up as an Easter Egg and hid in the school playground while the pupils tried to find me, we called the whole exercise an Easter Egg Hunt as a pun on my name. The kids didn't really get it but I thought it was bloody hilarious.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;">A few years ago I dated this girl called Karen, she was pretty, funny, intelligent, everything I could wish for in a girlfriend, but after a few months she became more and more obsessive, calling and texting me constantly throughout my day and getting insanely jealous if I even looked at a member of the opposite sex. Eventually I decided to break it off with her. Shortly afterwards I was invited to a 30th birthday party on Good Friday, it was to be fancy dress and Easter was the theme, my flatmate Ed was going as the Easter bunny and was ready waiting for me at the flat, I was running late after being stuck at work, when I got a text from Karen telling me she was at the flat with Ed . I immeadetley began to panic and rushed back, but it was too late, there was Ed boiling in the saucepan. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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I heard this story, I'm not sure if its entirely true but some of my friends swear by it, there was this man who lived in the area years ago and apparently he was nailed to a wooden cross or something by a load of nasty people for lying to them or something. Anyway it was a complete over-reaction and he was pronounced dead at the scene, well this was on the Friday. The family obviously were devastated and planning to have him buried when suddenly on the Sunday two days later, he came back to life. Amazing.<br />
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<b><i>Cheryl, Bethlehem</i></b><br />
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I work in an office and all the staff decided this year we would all quit something for lent, some stopped smoking, others stopped drinking, I decided to stop shagging all the blokes in the office, which hasn't been easy I can tell you. Anyway there is this girl called Martha, who bless her is rather large and not to mention stinks of TCP, she said she was giving up Easter eggs for lent, what comes after lent? Easter! we just fell about the place.<br />
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<b><i>Kirstie, Liverpool</i></b><br />
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I once saw Take That's Gary Barlow eating a Cadbury's Creme Egg at Kew Gardens. He made a right mess of it as well.<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"> <b>Kevin Ashman - "It's just got to be Cadbury's Twirl"</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><br />
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</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Pat Gibson - "I love em all but Cadbury's Mini Eggs take some beating"</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><br />
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</b></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-64210952424214056712012-03-28T02:03:00.002-07:002012-04-05T04:02:24.162-07:00THE DRINKS CABINET<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Here we take a look at some of the hardened drinkers that grace our 'Great' British Government.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Reckless by name, reckless by nature, that's because when the member of parliament for Rochester and Strood get's a drink inside him anything can happen. Some nights he's up to until 11.30pm.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Drink- </b>Dry white wine.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Most Drunk In One Night- </b> A bottle and a half of Pinot Grigio.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Nightspot- </b>House of Commons bar.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Memorable Drunken Moment- </b>Got wired in the commons bar and missed a budget vote.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Party Trick - </b>Building a fort with beer mats.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Famous Drunken Quote- "</b>I'm vely vely drunk".</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The feisty 51 year old Scot is not to be messed with, especially after a night on the sauce. If talk turns to politics, anyone from opposition parties are advised to steer clear. Big Eric is barred from nearly all of the top nightspots frequented by politicians.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Drink - </b>Stella and Whisky</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Most Drunk In One Night - </b>10 pints of Stella, 4 large Famous Grouse whisky's, 3 suicide Tequila's and a Jaeger Bomb.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Nightspot - </b>Any place which will let him in.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Memorable Drunken Moment - </b>Punched and head butted a conservative MP after he looked at him the wrong way.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Party Trick - </b>Biting through a glass bottle.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Famous Drunken Quote - </b>"See you Jimmy".</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The Newcastle born MP loves to be the centre of attention on nights out and often get's the party started by ordering a round of shots and being the first up to sing on karaoke.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Drink - </b>Brown Ale and Vodka Jelly's.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Most Drunk In One Night - </b>6 bottles of Brown Ale and 14 Vodka Jelly's.<b> </b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Nightspot - </b>The Parliament Sports and Social Club.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Memorable Drunken Moment - </b>Wrestled with a man outside the social club after he heckled his karaoke version of Ant and Dec's 'Lets Get Ready To Rumble'.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Party Trick - </b>Can get 5 Vodka Jelly's in his mouth at one time.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Famous Drunken Quote - "</b>I fucking love you Miliband".</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> </span></u></b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The Member of Parliament for South East Cornwall is a professional career driven woman, but get a drink inside her and she turns into a loud mouthed embarrassment.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Drink - </b> Watermelon Bacardi Breezer.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Most Drunk In One Night - </b>Bottle of Lambrini and 6 Bacardi Breezer. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Fave Nightspot - </b>House of Commons Terrace Restaurant and Bar.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Memorable Drunken Moment - </b>Was rude to the Commons doorkeeper when he tried to help her up off the floor.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Party Trick - </b>Resting a pint between her breasts.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The former leader of the Liberal Democrats is always up for a drink, whether that be morning, noon or night. The problem for Kennedy is that work often get's in the way of his drinking.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Fave Drink - </strong>Anything with more than 10% abv.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Most Drunk in One Night - </strong>Due to obscene amounts of alcohol consumption the quantity is unknown.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Fave Nightspot - </strong>Hyde Park, second bench on the left.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Memorable Drunken Moment -</strong> Caught smoking on a train after playing pub golf.<strong> </strong></span></span><br />
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<br />Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-17658170839836968202012-03-16T04:25:00.000-07:002012-04-05T03:57:57.021-07:00PLANNING PERMISSION REFUSED FOR SHEERAN'S LEGO HOUSE<br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Popular singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran was furious last night after Suffolk County Council refused him planning permission to build a Lego house close to his home in Framlingham.</span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The 21 year old 'A Team' singer had all the pieces collected and was ready to start the building work on Monday, when the council stepped in and refused him permission, stating it would cause too much of a distraction for passing traffic.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">In a statement, Suffolk County Council leader William Wolsey explained the descision, he said "We need to think of the safety of the public, this is a busy road and traffic moves at quite a pace. A Lego house in view, may cause people to stop and observe, which could indeed lead to traffic congestion.... or a massive six car pile up, with cars flipping over on their back wheels and no one wants to see that. So unfortunately for Ed it won't be possible, shame because I like his music, not so keen on him though".</span><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Ed Sheeran who wrote all his songs with a pen was hoping to live in his new Lego house after having problems with the heating in his current place. "Our house get's cold when you cut the heating" he explained.</span>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-61957694653345751182012-03-09T07:58:00.000-08:002012-04-05T03:59:12.303-07:005 CELEBRITY CHEWING GUM LOVERS<strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Here is a look at five celebs who love a bit of gum action.</span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Teen sensation turned head-case Britney, has been churning out bubblegum pop songs for years, but would you believe she's completely crazy about bubblegum itself and gets through 3 packets a day. Her love for bubblegum goes all the way back to her school days when she would chew gum in lessons, tap a pen on the desk and dance in the corridors. Her 1999 hit 'You drive me crazy' wasn't about a man she was seeing at the time but about her adoration for bubblegum, stating in the lyrics that it kept her up all night thinking about it. Britney's love of bubblegum did attract a lot of unwanted media attention, in 2007 she famously shaved all her hair off in protest on the ban of chewing gum in Singapore, where thousands of Britney fans were being, she said "<em>deprived of chewing gum". </em>Unfortunately this was ignored by the Singapore government and the ban stood.</span><br />
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<strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">P. Diddy/Diddy/ Puff Daddy/ Puffy/ Puff/ Sean Combs/ Sean John Combs </span></u></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">If you were to talk your way in to having a look around the bad boy rap star's seven million dollar mansion, you might expect to find a room full of guns, what you wouldn't expect to find is a room full of gums, because such is his love for all things chewy, the 42 year old 'I'll be missing you' singer has a whole room dedicated to chewing gum, this room has a high level security system and only a few of those close to Combs have ever been lucky enough to enter. Rumour has it that the Bad Boy records owner has every brand of chewing gum you could imagine, these are all set out in alphabetical order and each flavour is separate.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The fiery Scotsman loves a good chew during matches and can get through a whole pack of Wrigley's Extra strength in 90 minutes. The Manchester United boss is known to get red faced with anger during games so he must have gum to help calm him down, otherwise the safety of players and officials comes under threat. Just ask David Beckham. In 2003 before a match against Arsenal, Fergie only had only half a pack of gum left, so he called Beckham and asked him to pick some up on the way to the game. Becks then forgot and United went down 2-0. Fergie was furious and kicked a football boot at Beckham leaving him with a cut eye. Ferguson is famous for his hairdryer treatment, where he shouts in the face of an under performing player. Former United stars who were unfortunate enough to bare the brunt of Fergie have said it wasn't always that bad, as most of the time his breath was smelling minty fresh.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Bearded God botherer Williams once held down a sixty a day cigarette habit, famously chain smoking through his sermons. When the smoking ban took effect in 2007 he was no longer allowed to smoke in church, so Williams decided to quit the fags and took to chewing gum instead. The Welsh born Archbishop loved the gum so much that he often gives out free Hubba Bubba to his congregation and even once gave a speech on how chewing gum can ignite your faith in God.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The 54 year old former actress was a hardened gumslinger and was said to be one of the best at chewing gum of her time, perfecting the art to a tee. This would see her land a dream role as obsessive gum chewer Violet Beauregarde in the 1971 film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Since then acting parts for women who chewed gum were few and far between and for Nickerson work became difficult to find. She quit acting in 1978 and these days works as an accountant at an engineering plant. So now she's just an accountant who's good at chewing gum.</span>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-43046092432242027942012-02-27T10:44:00.000-08:002012-04-05T03:59:39.640-07:00ROTHERHAM ROCKED BY CUP A SOUP CRIME<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Police officers in the Rotherham area of South Yorkshire are asking communities to be vigilant against a suspected cup a soup thief who is believed to be stealing people's last packet soup.</span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This was first brought to the attention of the police last Wednesday, when a 68 year old woman from Brinsworth attempted to retrieve her last packet soup from the box and realised it had been taken. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Her husband, who also lives at the address denied taking the soup, this then led them to suspect theft and they rang the police immediately. When investigating the property police found no signs of a break-in, but they are treating it as burglary. The woman was visibly shaken by the ordeal and has pleaded with police to catch the monster responsible.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">As yet there have been no other incidents reported, but information from a local supermarket could lead to a breakthrough. A man was seen to be behaving suspiciously in and around the vicinity of the packet soups, picking up various selections, looking at them intently before placing them back on the shelf, this lasted around about five minutes before the man fled to the frozen food section with his trolley. This is the man police wish to speak to in connection with the thefts.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">In a statement yesterday Chief Souperintendent of the South Yorkshire Police a Mr Brian Tazer gave the description of the man, "So far we have gathered enough information to know that this person is male, around 5"8, in his late forties, stocky build with a carrot and coriander top. We also have suspicion to believe that this man may be stealing the soups, taking them back to his batchelor's pad and selling them on. This man is not said to be dangerous but we ask that you do not approach him and if you are to see anything suspicious to contact South Yorkshire Police right away. We thank you for your co-operation and ask that you to remain calm in what is a difficult time for everyone. If you do own a cup a soup collection please ensure you keep it safe at all times".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">In the last year the rise in packet food crime has risen by one per-cent, this latest unlawful act being the third incident in the last 6 months. In Chester late last summer after a robbery at a co-op, the police arrested a gang of youths, finding bags of cigarettes and alcohol worth up to a thousand pounds, among these bags were two packets of instant super noodles, and only as far back as January this year a shop keeper in Bermondsey found himself in hot water when he sold a packet of cous cous that was two days past it's sell by date.</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><strong>When </strong>you are talking about your lavish cup a soup collection to friends whether it be in person or on the phone, be careful as you don't know who might be listening in.</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I am and avid fan of cup a soup and have been drinking and eating the stuff for over 50 years and I can't comprehend why anyone would want to steal someones soup, especially in the winter time when it is most needed. This scumbag needs locking up and if he was to break in to my home and try to steal my packet of minestrone, I'm sorry but I'd cut his balls off, puree them in a blender before force feeding them to him with a soup spoon.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Being from Rotherham and owning a packet soup collection myself, these certainly are worrying times, so I've decided not to take any chances, until they catch the thief I will be buying my soup in tins.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Although it is totally wrong to break into someones house and steal their soup, does anyone perhaps think this person maybe an addict after his next slurp. If so I have sympathy for the person doing this as I suffered with a packet soup addiction for over 20 years and believe me you will do anything for soup. I got so desperate that I once whored myself to a soup factory worker for just a few spoonfuls of asparagus.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I think not only is this person breaking the law but they're damn right lazy, I mean how hard is it to make your own soup, why do people feel the need to buy this packet stuff, homemade soup is much tastier, just ask my husband Len, he just loves my beetroot and tomato spectacular.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">My wife makes these horrible homemade soups that even a vagrant wouldn't touch, honestly they taste like what I can only describe as a pair of sweaty bollocks, blended into a puree. I would do anything for a cup a soup, but I wouldn't break into someones house, because I'm not a criminal.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">It is hard to imagine that just over a year ago the former Girls Aloud beauty was the most sought after woman in the country. Yesterday, broke and homeless, she looked unrecognisable. The shiny chestnut locks she once waved around so elegantly in the L'oreal adverts had all gone, now it was just a tangled greasy mess, with roots showing and dirt visible. There was no sign of the glamorous dresses she once wore on the X Factor either, instead she appeared to be wearing an old coat that was two sizes too big, a pair of corduroy trousers and some sandals.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The public were unaware that it was Cheryl Cole asking them for any spare change and thought it was just your average everday tramp. But 22 year old Bethany Green who lives in the area did recognise Mrs Cole and tried to help the rock bottom star. She told us "I usually just walk straight past the homeless and ignore them, but when I heard a voice that said "<em>Have you got any spare change please pet", </em>I knew it was Cheryl. I'm a big fan of her's and felt I had to help, so I gave her all the money I had on me which was £4.98, I wished her well and went about my business. Unfortunately, when I returned an hour later she was passed out on a nearby bench having spent my money on booze, I was fuming, what's the point in trying to help her if she can't help herself".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Earlier in the day the 28 year old Geordie was reported to be singing to passers by at a busy shopping centre, laying down an old hat for money to be put in. James Wigwam a local shop assistant was not having any of it though and scoffed, "I was going to throw a pound in her hat, but when I got closer I realised she was hiding a ghettoblaster under her coat and miming the words, so I thought better of it. Maybe she never really had much talent, but it's sad to see her like this".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The lack of support for Cheryl Cole from her family and so called showbiz friends has been evident. When asked about it a few said they had tried to help her but she had refused their offer. One close pal from the streets going by the name of 'Dirty Mark' blamed part of her downfall on Simon Cowell. He explained politely "I blame Cowell, the cunt."</span><br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipaIZGhCLLE4fvfqs4QfkE5exBsMaWe7OS4XKOJnYCjpV9bt-8r1S_N5kW9W0hskUdZkzpgscu33xohFytmxJrt760H-v5ZvPEa_ebou9sZR6_jZ3Izc_l-ix7gr81lAamYUFPnnq4RD8/s1600/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><img border="0" height="200" nfa="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipaIZGhCLLE4fvfqs4QfkE5exBsMaWe7OS4XKOJnYCjpV9bt-8r1S_N5kW9W0hskUdZkzpgscu33xohFytmxJrt760H-v5ZvPEa_ebou9sZR6_jZ3Izc_l-ix7gr81lAamYUFPnnq4RD8/s200/untitled.bmp" width="166" /></span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Whatever happened to Lenny Henry? That is a question people are asking everyday, well we have the answer. Having shot to fame in the 1980's the comedian began an illustrious career spanning over two decades, until one day in early 2004 people began to question whether Henry was actually funny. After a full investigation and a series of medical tests the Dudley born star was found guilty of fooling the public into thinking he was funny and sentenced to only being allowed on TV for comic relief. Henry believed he was innoncent and battled hard to get back to where he was, but to no avail. His marriage to actress Dawn French also broke down and they eventually split. Little is known of Lenny these days but if rumour is to be believed he got a job working at a Premier Inn. Coventry, off the M6.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">This remarkable discovery came from Thomas Steinbeck a leading scientist in America. Thomas and his team did a number of tests on the 83 year old and were astonished to find he has the heart of a clam, a sea creature known to live up to 400 years. This combined with a willingness to stay on TV and recycle old jokes could see the Strictly Come Dancing host live way in to the future. Steinbeck of Michigan University said "It's hard to say for definite if this will happen, but the British people should prepare for the fact that Brucie isn't going anywhere for a while". Asked how this project came about Steinbeck added "People close to Bruce wanted to know why he had so much enthusiasm and energy for his age, so they approached me to see if there was anything extraordinary about Bruce and low and behold there was".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">This news has already been met with discontent among the public, Darren Southerby from Surrey was not best pleased and said "Of all the people for this to happen to, he's already doing my head in and I'm 15, I would probably watch Strictly if it wasn't for him and now to find out he's going to be around for the rest of my life is pretty gutting".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">There are already plans for Brucie, as he's known, to host Strictly Come Dancing in space, which is predicted to air in approximately 15 years. The star has also been working on some more catch phrases for his long-term future these are set to include, 'Me again,' 'Didn't I do well' and 'Nice to still be here to still be here nice'.</span></div>
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</span></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-10568033824135881432011-11-28T08:45:00.000-08:002011-12-06T10:56:41.521-08:00HOWARD WEBB LOOKS SET TO RETURN FOR UNITED<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Referee Howard Webb is hoping to return to action for Manchester United's next home league game after not featuring for the Red Devils since the 8-2 mauling of Arsenal in late August.</span></strong></div><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Bad refereeing decisions against United at Old Trafford are now up to an astounding four since the Premier League started back in 1992. Here is a look at the other three;</span><br />
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</tbody></table><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><u><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Vs Middlesbrough Jan 29th 2000</span></u></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Andy D'Urso angered the Old Trafford crowd when he awarded Middlesbrough a controversial second half penalty with the game at 0-0, having not realised his mistake five United players, including the friendly Roy Keane, politely asked him to change his mind, unbelievably he refused and the penalty stood. Luckily for D'Urso Middlesborough missed the penalty and United went on to win the game 1-0.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Roy Keane and Alf-Inge Haaland weren't the best of pals coming into this feisty derby back in 2001, the Norwegian when playing for Leeds accused Keane of faining injury when he had actually torn a ligament. The often mild mannered Keane saw an opportunity for revenge and caught Haaland with a vicious studs up challenge. Referee Uriah Rennie sent the United midfielder off without hesitation, not taking into consideration that that Keane was just trying to settle an old score. </span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">With Chelsea leading 2-1 to all but clinch the Premier league championship, the board went up for only five minutes stoppage time to the disbelief of everyone inside Old Trafford. In a game of this magnitude with United needing to win to have any chance of Premiership glory 5 minutes added time was not going to be enough to win it. Ferguson looked on in anger as United went down 2-1.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-90756010012835466042011-11-25T02:26:00.001-08:002012-04-16T08:05:07.412-07:00OLYMPIC PROGRAMMES ANNOUNCED FOR 2012<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The BBC have launched a series of television programmes starting in the new year. These will all have an Olympic theme to mark the prestigious summer event coming to London next August. These programmes are set to include;</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><u><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Holmes under the Hammer</span></u></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Gameshow in which Dame Kelly Holmes has to answer questions about the Olympics, any she gets wrong will be met with a giant rubber hammer around the head.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Guests on the show include Dwayne Chambers, Linford Christie and Ben Johnson.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Tom Daly and guests sit around a table and discuss the politics of his life with an in depth and sometimes irreverant look at the diving star's career so far.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><u><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">The Lunchbox</span></u></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">A daytime chatshow hosted by Linford Christie where female olympic stars, from gymnastics, volleyball and swimming, join him on the sofa and enjoy a treat from his lunchbox.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><u><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">What the Greco-Romans did for us</span></u></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">A series of Olympic wrestlers talk about the influence the Romans had on their careers.</span></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbhgRhReY2kj3iY-NngowUI0xCPCRqqdqf__RPNfM0st-M3TNED0TsPQkq3HzQslzQSX7iaZDeMI7tIhvV9g0trtvjCEkRJuY0G28vtBBV3J90Xlk_xfG2hKHHPk132dxH4hvwmFOEDAg/s1600/imagesCACILE9W.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="63" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbhgRhReY2kj3iY-NngowUI0xCPCRqqdqf__RPNfM0st-M3TNED0TsPQkq3HzQslzQSX7iaZDeMI7tIhvV9g0trtvjCEkRJuY0G28vtBBV3J90Xlk_xfG2hKHHPk132dxH4hvwmFOEDAg/s1600/imagesCACILE9W.jpg" style="filter: alpha(opacity=30); left: 577px; mozopacity: 0.3; opacity: 0.3; position: absolute; top: 657px; visibility: hidden;" width="96" /></span></a></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-60562332213579533862011-11-23T09:50:00.001-08:002012-03-02T04:41:51.477-08:00BASIC HOME CARE FOR MARRIED MEN ALSO SLIPPING<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Reports today suggest it's not just the elderly who lack basic care, an inquest also found that husbands across the country are being neglecting by their wives.</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Home Care Review highlighted cases such as; meals not being prepared, unironed clothing and lack of sexual intercourse. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">It said that on some occasions men were forced to purchase takeaway food as they had no cooked meal when they arrived home. In another shocking incident a married man had no choice but to look after the children while his wife socialised with friends.</span></span><br />
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</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">The Home Care Review did say that there are still many husbands who a<em>re</em> satisfied with the level of care from their significant other, but too many were not getting the right levels of support. ERHC commissioner Baroness Shelly Greengrass who led the report, said that changes must be put in place to stop this from happening. "We have to go back to how it used to be, too many women are working long hours and are not leaving enough time for their husbands". She added "Men find it difficult to function on their own and the kitchen can be a very daunting place for them, we are not sure exactly what the solution is but we are working hard in this area to combat the problem".</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">The Hampstead born rock star is said to be serious about the whole name change and has even got his lawyers on the case, but many believe he doesn't stand a chance. A top lawyer who can't be named for legal reasons reckons this is an ego trip too far and scoffed "I can't believe he's serious about going through with this, how far up your own arse do you have to be, these punctuation marks have been around since 1960, before Slash was born, plus it's not even his real name".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>. </strong><strong>DEMANDED</strong> an extra pillow from hotel staff as he wasn't getting comfortable night sleep.</span></span><br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>. </strong><strong>THREW</strong> tub of Horlics at PA after he realised it was empty.</span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>. </strong><strong>MADE</strong> small talk with strangers about the weather.</span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>. HARASSED</strong> staff for Viagra tablets.</span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Slash was later seen by his doctor and after some tests he declared in a statement that Slash was in fact fine. "He's fine, it's just a mixture of getting old and not being centre of attention anymore, he still wants to shock but unfortunately it's not quite how it used to be, in a couple of days he would have forgotten all about trying to get full rights to the name Slash and we can all move on".</span></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-82043558926408745822011-11-17T12:25:00.000-08:002011-11-20T06:37:16.589-08:00BLATTER TO DO LIST FOUND<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">A piece of paper on Sepp Blatter's desk was found earlier today, this is what it read;</span></strong><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><em>1. Find photographs of me with black people smiling and upload them to the website.</em></span></div><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">2. Organise a trip to Rwanda with film crew, show me talking to the children, getting upset etc.</span></em><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">3. Buy a let's kick racism out of football t-shirt and wear it for next interview.</span></em></div><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">4. Get tickets to see JLS live in concert.</span></em><br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">5. Shake the hand of every black person I see from now on and all will be forgotten.</span></em></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">6. Get milk and bread</span></em><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">7. Introduce goal line technology to stop everyone talking about this racism thing.</span></em></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">8. Learn more about Football.</span></em></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><em><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">9. Quietly wonder to myself how I got this job in the first place.</span></em>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-56728375992299298902011-11-12T14:32:00.000-08:002011-11-12T14:32:45.923-08:00<div align="center"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizdB35eF_E0CJlnAyLNRnIetizpE_ABcDQfrAsBOXOkJLiCgF_jFPY5voBFKOno3Po5X6dds3FqdJgfbqRDJSHDiA_zOvuWZSvNJEklkYHVaBLVoqgqSBa9URxPVuy_lBxzDI-6xs8zx8/s1600/have+your+say.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><img border="0" height="320" nda="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizdB35eF_E0CJlnAyLNRnIetizpE_ABcDQfrAsBOXOkJLiCgF_jFPY5voBFKOno3Po5X6dds3FqdJgfbqRDJSHDiA_zOvuWZSvNJEklkYHVaBLVoqgqSBa9URxPVuy_lBxzDI-6xs8zx8/s320/have+your+say.jpg" width="129" /></span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-large;"><strong><em><u>HAVE YOUR SAY!</u></em></strong></span></div></div><div align="center"><br />
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</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I have to agree in light of the pregnancy scandal involving Justin Bieber the mere suggestion of such an act is ridiculous.<br />
The notion that Justin Bieber in fact has a penis is laughable. </span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I suppose someone had to be guilty of Michael Jackson's death, my money was always on Bubbles, something dodgy about that chimp.</span></strong><br />
<strong></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span> </div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span> </div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">L. Bridges, Cardiff</span></em><br />
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</div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I don't understand what the puppy has got to do with England and the second world war but I guess I will allow them to use one in the game against Spain as not to cause any conflict.</span></strong></div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>S. Blatter, Switzerland</em></span></div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Pippa who was bridesmaid at sister Kate's royal wedding to Prince William earlier this year, has become somewhat of a sex symbol since then, with her bottom being a focal point. Thousands of red blooded males have browsed the Internet looking at pictures of the 28 year old over the last few months, but unbeknown to Pippa her boyfriend was also part of this lewd act.</span><br />
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</tbody></table><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">A close friend of Pippa who has been by her side since the split said "Our little Pip squeak is ever so down hearted, not once had she suspected that Alex was surfing the net for images of her, she opened up the Internet history one day and was horrified to find searches such as 'Pippa Middleton sexy pics' and 'Pippa Middleton's bum'. She feels tremendously let down by Alex and can no longer trust him, she thought he was the one and even whispered to me not so long ago that she may let him touch her famous backside soon, but now he's blown it".</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">When caught out, ex Cricketer Alex, 31 had no choice but to come clean and declared himself all out of excuses after Pippa found the pics, but a spokesman for the former England batsman claimed there was no ball tampering from Alex during his browsing sessions. "Alex was just curious to see what pictures of Pippa were being put online and insures me there was no sexual gratification on his part, unfortunately Pippa didn't see it that way and feels he crossed the boundary, still they had a good innings and I'm sure he'll move on".</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Pippa, now back on the market is believed to have a thing for sporty men. Ryan Giggs is said to be interested.</span></div>Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1642417376474126283.post-12661609110408350382011-11-02T09:35:00.000-07:002012-04-05T04:04:01.702-07:00<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">To become a rock star you must firstly try getting an audition on a reality TV show such as X Factor where many a rock 'N' roll legend was born. If you succeed in this you must try to convince the judges that you are a little crazy and love to have fun with the opposite sex. It doesn't really matter if you can sing or not, if they like you then your well on your way to being a star. Getting a tattoo in an inappropriate place and showing everybody will certainly help you. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">Growing your hair so it covers your eyes is a must, then you can cooly flick it back with your hand if you wish to see something. Also, try finding some really old jeans that no longer fit you and squeeze yourself into them. Top this off with maybe a leather jacket and some guy liner.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">Always let other people write and choose the music for you to sing, a rock star has not got time for that. Cover songs are definitely the way forward. Don't worry if you can't sing that well, just talk the words into the mic until the chorus, by now it's you they want to see, the music is second.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">You have to love going out on the lash if your to be the next Mick Jagger. Try and go out nearly every night and make sure you're seen doing so. Take loads of shots and always make sure your snogging a girl. You will have your own following of women by this time and that will be what keeps you in the game. Another trick is to repeatedly tell people how much you love girls and going out, just in case they don't get how rock 'N' roll you are.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">Basically just walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. </span></div>
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