Showing posts with label Tennis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tennis. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 July 2012

HAVE YOUR SAY!

Andy Murray is edging closer to a first Wimbledon final and some believe that this may finally be his year. Here are some opinions from the public via Post, Phone, E-mail, Twitter, Text message, Face to Face, Skype and Webcam as we ask the question CAN ANDY MURRAY WIN WIMBLEDON?


No!

Anon, via twitter


Let's put this way if he wins it, then he's British, if he doesn't then he's just a bloody Scotsman.

Miles Culverhouse, Oxshott via post


I'm sorry but he hasn't got a hope in hell, I think he'll reach the final where he will get soundly beaten.


R.Federer, Wimbledon via Webcam


Murray is da best playa in eng no doubtz fuck federer murray 2 win


Ballboy, via text


OMG! shuuut up Ballboy u r a dik head murray shuld play womenz tennis coz he plays like a gay


Ace Ben Server, via text


It is strange because he has a lot more passion and fight than Tim Henman ever had and certainly has more chance of winning than him, but I still just get the urge to shout common Tim whenever I'm watching a game, that's something that will never leave me.


Judy Murray, via Skype


"Er yes, yes I think he can do it why not, common Murray! Anyway my names Graham and I wondered whether you'd be interested in getting any double glazing"?...............


Graham, via phone



"I don't know mate, I don't really like Tennis, sorry who are you and what's this about?"


Anon, face to face 







Tuesday, 11 October 2011

MURRAY DEFEATS NADAL IN JAPANESE OPEN FINAL! BUT NO ONE SAW IT.

Andy Murray beat high flying Spaniard Rafael Nadal 3-6, 6-2, 6-0 to take the Japanese Open title. Unfortunately for the Scot, the people of Britain were unaware that it had happened.


The number four seed was delighted at beating Nadal for the first time in six meetings and was expecting a great reception upon returning home, but it wasn't to be.

A spokesman for the Tennis star said "When we returned to the airport and there were no family, friends or fans to greet Andy, he must have felt upset, although you couldn't tell as he always has the same expression on his face".

Fans of the sport were bermused when told of Murray's victory in Tokyo and had no idea it was even going on. A confused Colin Mcshane from Murray's hometown in Dunblane said "I didn't even realise there was a Japanese open, but Yay, Go Andy!".

Most devastating of all for Murray will be the fact that his own Mother, Judy, who has avidly supported him throughout his career was oblivious to what was going on, even suggesting it was a prank. She told the press "I think I would know if my son had won a tournament, especially against Nadal, I think he's having you lot on, 6-0 in the final set gave it away for me, my son's good but not that good, bless him".