THINGS GO FROM BAD TO WORSE FOR WENGER AS HE DROPS TOAST BUTTER SIDE DOWN
Reports this morning indicate more turmoil at Arsenal as troubled boss Arsene Wenger is believed to have dropped his toast butter side down in the club canteen. Players and staff looked on in horror as the Frenchman tried desperately to hold on to what he had, before it slipped from his grasp.
To add to this ordeal Wenger had earlier turned up an hour and a half late for training after his car wouldn't start.
A member of staff who asked not to be named witnessed the incident and said 'It's all going wrong for Arsene at the moment, and today was the worst of all Monday mornings after a rough weekend. First he was late because his car wouldn't start, which is ironic as the lads have been on at him for ages to get a new motor, but he just won't spend the money. Then to top it all he goes and drops his toast in front of everyone in the canteen. He tried to blame someone else for it, but at the end of the day he had to look to himself as to why it happened. Six years ago that would never have landed butter side down, luck has certainly turned against him'.
Wenger is enduring his worst spell as Arsenal boss on and off the field. He lost his two best players in the summer and now even his toast wants a move away. The Gunners defensive problems have also been highlighted after conceding 14 goals in 5 league games, and calls for a defensive coach are evident from the Arsenal faithful.
Wenger is said to be reviewing the situation and Pascal Cygan and Igor Stepanovos are being cited as possible candidates.http://www.arsenal.com/home