ROONEY'S LETTER TO UEFA COULD BE THE REASON FOR 3 MATCH BAN

Wayne Rooney was yesterday given a 3 match ban by UEFA, meaning he'll miss the group stages of Euro 2012. The reason for this is not the incident itself but Rooney's bad letter to UEFA, which contained poor spelling and bad grammar. This letter was leaked to the papers and is believed to have looked something like this;

DEAR YOU EFA



IM REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY ABOUT KICKING THAT BLOKE FROM

MONTECARLO I JUST LOST MY TEMPA COZ HE WOZ BEIN HORRIBLE. SO IM

ASKING U NICELY IF I COULD HAVE A 1 MATCH BAN INSTAED OF 3? 

ANYWAY THE BOSS ALREADY GAVE ME A PUNISHMENT BY NOT GIVING  

ME ANY SPAGETTI THAT NIGHT BUT I DIDNT CARE COZ SECRETLEY

I DONT REALLY LIKE IT! LOL SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN U DO THIS 4 ME AND THE BOYS

COZ THEY R A BIT CRAP WITH OUT ME.

LOTS OF LOVE

WAYNE ROONEY

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